i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor
is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation .
if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head
isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die
what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake